Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Quote of the Week

"And there sat in front of me: a pair of black lace panties. If I opened a pair of black lacy panties now, at my age, I would probably throw them in the bottom of my underwear drawer and only take them out when I had let my laundry pile grow so large, the air pressure would change if you climbed to the top of it. I mean, if I want to feel sexy I'll just put on a pair of Spanx, which cuts off enough circulation to my brain that I believe I am sexy."
   –Alida Nugent in You Don't Have to Like Me


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